My fav part of Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke is when Edward swaggers into school like fucking James Dean wearing sunglasses that he doesn’t need and he puts his arm around Bella like “oh, people are staring? Well, if I’m going to hell… heh” because that’s Big Dick Energy™️ babey
Meanwhile he’s mentally screaming at himself that he looks like a fucking douchecanoe but he can’t stop his edgy teen self from manifesting
would love to just fuck off into the woods and live in a cave like my icon nancy camel
Gay culture is wearing long sleeve shirts and sweaters but refusing to let them go past your mid-forearm
the whiny kid from voyage of the dawn treader is in black mirror
dont forget to submit a post to butchsightings when u see a butch. it’s very important for our records
mom: son SON stop throwing soil all over the living room
me, an anarcho-primitivist: it’s called rewilding mom call my doctor and tell him medicine sucks